Ever have that moment when you see someone do something and all you can think is SMH!!
It's even worse when that embarrassing thing happens to you!
So lets turn it back to my senior year in high school for this story.
Andrew and I had been together for 2 years and we were going to his brother-in-law's parents house for his nephews birthday party ( did you follow that??!!)
So the party went great, we grilled out, ate cake, opened presents and then it was time to go.
Andrew's mom asks me to go upstairs and get Andrew so I do.
I walk to the bonus room and everyone is on the floor playing, including a person on the floor on all fours with their butt up in the air. Now in my case they were thin and fit like Andrew so what do I do, I walk up and slap their butt so hard and who turns around but Andrew's sisters father-in-law.
Yes yall, I smacked a 70 year old man's butt. My face turned as red as a cherry and he looked at me and said "Woohoo, can you tell my wife I like it rough!"
Omg I wanted to die. I apologized no less than a million times and everyone was dying laughing.
To this day I still get teased about it!